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9 Baby Shower Gifts for Parents Who'll Burn Through the Basics and Don't Want Nursery Decor or Guessed Sizes

Sloane's Registry Rules applied to baby: no rogue nursery decor or guessed sizes — the unsexy necessities and consumables parents burn through, each passing the Duplicate Hazard and Lifespan tests.

Sloane's Registry Rules

  1. The Duplicate Hazard: never go rogue on high-risk items like nursery decor or kitchen electronics unless you stick to their exact model.
  2. The Unsexy Necessity: the most appreciated milestone gifts are the boring, practical necessities recipients hate spending their own cash on.
  3. The Lifespan Test: if it's a keepsake, it must survive three moves without tarnishing or shattering.

You're staring at that registry, terrified you'll show up with rogue nursery decor or a cute outfit in a size they'll outgrow before the tags come off. I've been there — and I won't let you waste cash on stuff that'll sit untouched in a drawer. Every pick ahead passed my Registry Rules: no duplicates-in-waiting, no guessed sizes, just the unsexy necessities and consumables parents actually burn through and finish.

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If you're torn, don't overthink it — pick by what they'll burn through first, starting with the 720-count wipes and the washcloths, burp cloths, towels, and swaddles they'll grab again and again. It's a boring rule, but it's why these picks sidestep duplicate decor and guessed sizes altogether. You've got this.

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